Sports fans are the most dramatic people I have ever known
(Source: l-ukeshaw, via i-love-lerman)
there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon
When ya homie hit you wit the “Draw 4” in Uno
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?